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I Got in Trouble For Something I Didn't Do
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

I don't know. In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
 * If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?**
 * Why not ?**

FRED: Yes, teacher. FRED: He's at the vet. He doesn't like math any more than I do.
 * TEACHER: So your dog ate your homework?**
 * TEACHER: And where is your dog right now?**

**Lipstick on the School Mirror**
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers and then there are TEACHERS. ||
 * According to a recent report, a middle school in Ohio was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.